<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364</id><updated>2011-08-08T06:59:26.287-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stupid Texts</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Stupid Texts</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15485816599719449298</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364.post-7521400019188269645</id><published>2009-01-31T09:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T09:55:56.894-08:00</updated><title type='text'>this guy keeps trying to hit it.</title><content type='html'>'the united states needs to stop disrespecting europe now.' &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from a guy i never speak to or see, let alone text.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6509888228819960364-7521400019188269645?l=stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/7521400019188269645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-guy-keeps-trying-to-hit-it.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/7521400019188269645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/7521400019188269645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-guy-keeps-trying-to-hit-it.html' title='this guy keeps trying to hit it.'/><author><name>hi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11811700311832663099</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sI5PQsJ8F-0/SZ27MWOQnxI/AAAAAAAACUQ/1NYfdIdklBU/S220/blogger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364.post-1975827062492763673</id><published>2009-01-22T18:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T18:10:40.629-08:00</updated><title type='text'>No one cares!</title><content type='html'>"I just ate a hamburger!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Sent from a girl who thought it was interesting/pertinent that she ate a hamburger.  Poor girl, it was probably the only thing she ate all week!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6509888228819960364-1975827062492763673?l=stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/1975827062492763673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-one-cares.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/1975827062492763673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/1975827062492763673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-one-cares.html' title='No one cares!'/><author><name>Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017704219345349744</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='18' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u6GTWdtb3G4/SYMm09l_dMI/AAAAAAAAAGg/qJoqsbALiDc/S220/Sombrero.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364.post-5222552417943788274</id><published>2009-01-22T10:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T10:45:25.587-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lesson Learned?</title><content type='html'>Creepy guy: Do you know what the stock market did today?&lt;br /&gt;Me: Effing no!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lesson 1: Do not send people that you barely know text messages about things that you could learn on your own from say, The Economist?  This is not a valid excuse to talk to someone.&lt;br /&gt;Lesson 2:  Know who you are texting.  For those of you who have ever met me, it would be quite clear that asking me about the current climate of the New York Stock Exchange is just a waste of time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6509888228819960364-5222552417943788274?l=stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/5222552417943788274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/lesson-learned.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/5222552417943788274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/5222552417943788274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/lesson-learned.html' title='Lesson Learned?'/><author><name>Ray</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04017704219345349744</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='18' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u6GTWdtb3G4/SYMm09l_dMI/AAAAAAAAAGg/qJoqsbALiDc/S220/Sombrero.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364.post-6334419145128620458</id><published>2009-01-22T10:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T10:06:04.464-08:00</updated><title type='text'>this is a note</title><content type='html'>"hey&lt;br /&gt;thanks for the night and the bread&lt;br /&gt;heres my number, if you want it"&lt;br /&gt;-a note left by a man for a one night stand, before she awoke&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6509888228819960364-6334419145128620458?l=stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/6334419145128620458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-is-note.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/6334419145128620458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/6334419145128620458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-is-note.html' title='this is a note'/><author><name>Stupid Texts</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15485816599719449298</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6509888228819960364.post-1391744467710509944</id><published>2009-01-22T09:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T10:00:34.788-08:00</updated><title type='text'>first one</title><content type='html'>"just wanna say a quick hello to the cutesy tootsy lady"&lt;br /&gt;-from a 39 year old man to a 25 year old woman whom he went on 2 dates with almost a month ago&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6509888228819960364-1391744467710509944?l=stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/feeds/1391744467710509944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/first-one.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/1391744467710509944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6509888228819960364/posts/default/1391744467710509944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stupidtextmessage.blogspot.com/2009/01/first-one.html' title='first one'/><author><name>Stupid Texts</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15485816599719449298</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
